I want to ask you one question. If I had some nuts hangin' on the wall, what would I have honey?

I said darlin', you'd have some wall nuts.

She said "well, daddy if I had some nuts on my chest would those be chest nuts?"

I said, Oh Yeah!!

She said "well, daddy if I had under my chin would those be chin nuts?"

I said, hell nah bitch you'd have a dick in ya mouth.

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NEWS JUST IN

2PAC IS ALIVE, AND HE'S THE RUNNING OUR COUNTRY.

Shockwaves are still hitting the nation today as the queens secret identity was finally exposed. Palace insiders were amazed when the revelations were first made public. One palace employee said "I had my suspicians when I was cleaning, she came up to me and said 'yo bitch, you mist a spot'. Many other people close to the Queen said they had no idea, although a number of people had noticed slight behavioural changes. Barry Horne, a nightworker at the palace, claims to have whitnessed the 'Queen' entering the palace with a group of young ladies. The ladies who Barry called "a bunch of dirty slappers", did not re-emerge until early next morning. Barry, a former footballer, was shocked but feared his life would be in danger if he made the revelations public. The news first came to light when a fight broke out between the Queen and the president of an un-named african country during a recent state visit. The fight was sparked when the president exposed himself to the 'Queen', who immediately started to beat the president. The Queen allegedly started bragging about how she had "fucked" the presidents daughter, the previous night. The president was outraged and pulled the 'Queens' hair, "that's when the shit really started to go down" said Prince Phillip who looked on in amazement. The wig soon came off and Tupac's cover was finally exposed. He allegedly stormed off screaming "Thug Life bitch, you'd better recognize".

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